Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Really?

As we start the new year I"m astounded by the amount of idiocy present in our society. I for one am stupid for thinking I might find someone to fill the drummer spot via a response to a Craigslist ad. What I got in the following email is somewhat humorous yet still appalling to me that this is our future. I now present to you this resume of impeccable grammar and good taste (minus the picture of him holding money with nunchucks and knives in the background).
God help us one and all.

Craigslist Reply for drummer-


Hey bro, thanx 4 the reply 2 my ad. Some is dat links U sent is off the chain. I no I could blow up sum beats over alot of you songs. Some is a little weak but most it is allrite sound 2 me and when i rock sum fat beats on it u know its gonna go off the hook. lol i just knocked off a ferw 40s so my typeing sux but U get it. Anywya id b down with hooking up sumtime. let me know when u want 2 lay some off this shit down.
just as a fyi so U can see i am attaching a publicity pic i used in may last band and a link to a track we laid down for garageband.com (got sum wack reviews but w/e lol)

http://www.garageband.com/artist/ManHole link to song is on right side of screen in a box

L8r- J Mac

ps- i can bring some biches 2 the jam seshun. i no sum nasty wild freaks all about kickin it at jammz- lol lemme no. also plz dont joke on my kit. its a old kit from Sears and has alot of dings and dents and stuff but i got it sounding tight yo. i gots 2 use wood stirring spoons 4 sticks 4 now but when we start gettin paid i'll get that strate.